sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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