But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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