Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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