im drinking this country out of the recession.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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