he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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