people are starting to question the shark bite story
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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