THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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