Even the bartender felt bad for me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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