im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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