He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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