We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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