I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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