I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Houston, we have a blender
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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