I don't remember. Are we still dating?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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