Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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