how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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