guys are not supposed to queef...right?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My feet surprised me
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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