Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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