But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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