If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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