Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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