Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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