I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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