Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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