"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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