He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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