I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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