I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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