He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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