I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
