My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
A+ Viking dick
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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