it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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