Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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