i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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