I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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