Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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