? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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