STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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