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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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