i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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