do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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