Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i think i just lost a toe
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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