whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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