Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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