Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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