you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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