Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
