she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
birth control should be required to get into college
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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