Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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