i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
